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July 2, 2009

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May 23, 2009
(via counterfeitredhead) I appreciate the person who took the time to make this

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I appreciate the person who took the time to make this
May 22, 2009
Why can’t Amazon have more stars? 5 ain’t enough!, May 6, 2009 By T. Guymon “SonOfSpam” (Anaheim, CA) “So I’m looking for threads that say, “Hey baby…I’m real boss!” when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major…but three??? I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my “No Fat Chicks” shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH. I’ll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shrit; suffice to say, I’m swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I’m also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say “shirts”, since I now own 23 of them). “

Why can’t Amazon have more stars? 5 ain’t enough!, May 6, 2009

By T. Guymon “SonOfSpam” (Anaheim, CA)

“So I’m looking for threads that say, “Hey baby…I’m real boss!” when I stumble upon this epic creation. The wolves spoke to me in a language all their own; it was like German, Mongol, and Bitchin all mixed together. I mean, one wolf howlin at the moon is major…but three???

I ordered next-day air (if only there was same day!), and, of course, a size smaller than usual to ensure the closeness of the wolves to my chest hair. When the package arrived, I tore it open, and I SWEAR angels sang. I think it was Freebird. I immediately removed my “No Fat Chicks” shirt, and replaced it with this finery. Lemme tell you: AW YEAH.

I’ll spare the details of my conquests since I started wearing this shrit; suffice to say, I’m swimming in a sea of babes the likes of which are usually found on those K-Tel infomercials. I’m also more confident at work, and expect to be promoted to cashier soon. I owe everything to this shirt (I should say “shirts”, since I now own 23 of them). “

May 20, 2009
May 18, 2009
justlia: Sarah forwarded me this bulletin in an email titled: ‘The Liar—Hahahaha.’ Easy for her to laugh, she’s Scorpio—The Gorgeous One. Me, I’m Gemini.

justlia:

Sarah forwarded me this bulletin in an email titled: ‘The Liar—Hahahaha.’ Easy for her to laugh, she’s Scorpio—The Gorgeous One. Me, I’m Gemini.
May 17, 2009
how I feel after reading my brother’s science fair project

how I feel after reading my brother’s science fair project

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]   Played 12 time(s).

Israel ‘IZ’ Kamakawiwo’ole - Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World
MMmmm that voice

imhappyjusttodancewithyou:

srsly:

fmylife:

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I’d ever had. The trouble was, it wasn’t about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

WAIT KAITLYN THIS IS ACTUALLY YOU

During my first time, it was about a newspaper rack in a duane reade and the second one involved a tiger
May 15, 2009
counterfeitredhead: alixjay: (via thisisgay) This is probably their most valid argument… AAAAHHH that’s freaking hilarious. Love the scarf. lololololollolol

counterfeitredhead:

alixjay:

(via thisisgay)

This is probably their most valid argument…

AAAAHHH that’s freaking hilarious. Love the scarf.

lololololollolol